How It Works:

If you just want instructions click here. If you want to read about how the site actually works, read on.

[Technical version]

This site is a simple combination of wildcard DNS, and a couple of PHP server variables. The name used in the story is dynamic (duh) and is pulled from $http_host.

[Gimp version]

Let's start with some simple examples. Take fast food for instance...

This site is just like Jack In The Box because "We won't make it till you order it®". Only Jack makes burgers to make you fat, and we make a non-fat bankruptcy story to amuse you. But we both only make it when you order it. Like Jack, we don't store our stories, we make them fresh. They are created instantly once you "order" them (by clicking a link to this site, or typing in a URL like http://jack.isacrackwhore.com). And once we deliver them to you, they're gone... our servers are busy making new stories that people are ordering all the time. Just like Jacks burger-jockies. So if you don't want it, then don't order it, and we won't make it.

Seeing is believing. Now, read the instructions below and try it for yourself. And think of Jack.

[Instructions]

How to turn anybody into a crackwhore in just 3 easy steps:

Step 1. Pick your target. First you must pick the person you want to abuse. We'll use my personal favorite, George Bush for example purposes. But yours can be anybody you want.

Step 2. Make the URL. In this step we simply take the name that we picked in step 1, and put it in front of the isacrackwhore.com domain. We use periods to seperate the words. For example: George.Bush.isacrackwhore.com will turn my buddy George Bush into a crackwhore! All you have to do it type it into any web browser... Isn't this fun?!

Step 3. Spread the word. The best thing about turning people into crackwhores is spreading the news. Email everybody you know, and include the URL (George.Bush.isacrackwhore.com) that you made in step 2 so that others can see that you're not full of shit... cause we all know if it's on the web, it MUST be true!

Now Go! Go!!!

Another fine site brought to you by Jim.

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This site is to be used for entertainment purposes only. This site, it's content, code, and every single bit of information contained herein exists solely for the purpose of parody. All information herein should be assumed false. This is a programmatically generated page based on user input from the URL used to reach this site. That means we DO NOT store any user, person, or company specific data whatsoever. This site should NOT be used for floatation. Any reference to a real person in this story is a result of you, the "user" opening this page and thereby using this software to generate a custom version of the story based on your custom URL. In other words, if you are looking at something that displeases you, punch yourself in the head cause it's all your fault. Please see the full disclaimer here.